Have you ever wanted Christmas to be different? Turkey and carols presents and crackers - they all start to feel a bit . . . samey. How about a huge exploding mince pie a pet abominable snowman or a very helpful partridge in a pear tree? What if Father Christmas went to work at a zoo or caused chaos in a toy store or was even arrested for burglary!? Dive into the fantastically funny world of Terry Pratchett for a festive treat like no other. These ten stories will have you laughing gasping and crying (with laughter) - you'll never see Christmas in the same way again.