<p><em>Wanted: Discreet Dominant gentleman to teach maybe-submissive woman the rules of the game. No whips chains paddles handcuffs ropes or toys. No nookie. No creepy stuff. No butt stuff. No gluten. Just the facts Sir. </em>-CuriousCat4</p><p>When I see the ad in the Portland Alternative's 'Love Wanted' section I can't resist the urge to respond. </p><p><strong>Yes it's dangerous--as a star forward for the Badgers I have a reputation to protect--but I miss the thrill of calling the shots in the bedroom and reading that ad is the first time I've laughed in months.</strong></p><p>So I reach out to Curious Cat about the 'educational' opportunity... A few sizzling--and hysterical--emails later we arrange to meet. I'm hoping we'll have chemistry and I might finally be on my way to getting over my ex-girlfriend.</p><p>And then the gate to the beer garden swings open and in walks Hailey.</p><p><strong>My <em>ex</em> is Curious Cat and this experiment just got a hell of a lot more complicated. But I never back down from a challenge--on or off the ice.</strong></p><p>I keep my educational offer on the table--six weeks of submissive lessons. Six weeks to learn how to drive a Dominant man crazy and then we part ways as friends.</p><p><strong>What do I have to lose? Except what's left of my heart?</strong></p>