<p>Straight from police blotters across the country <i>The Stupid Crook Book</i> chronicles idiotic criminals and their foiled attempts to turn a quick buck or cause general mischief.</p><p> In this hilarious volume witness stories about dopey crooks such as:</p><p> —A former convict robs a bar to get cash to feed his drug habit. Unfortunately he lives above the bar in question and the victim of his crime—his landlord!</p><p> — A man is stopped for speeding in Oklahoma and pleads with the officer not to give him a ticket IF he finds drugs in the car.</p><p> —A pizza delivery guy is robbed of his pizza by two men—the same two men who called in the pizza order.</p><p> —A neat-freak thief leaves his personalized shoeshine rag at the scene of the crime.</p><p> — ... and more!</p><p> Leland Gregory presents tales of clumsy crooks who are more likely to shoot themselves before getting their guns out. Funny and kind of sad <i>The Stupid Crook Book</i> is a treat for young adult listeners.</p>
