<P><B>Phillip</B></P><P>I never expected to be the prime target of a bachelor auction compliments of my outrageous sister-in-law the new queen. I don't care if the internet has turned me into a royal hottie meme I am not a piece of meat. So when the first eager single woman arrives at the palace I send her packing. Only the damn woman refuses to leave.</P><P><B>Ruby</B></P><P>Why would I want to buy a date with an arrogant rude prince? I'm here to do a job which I desperately need and no delusional prince is going to stand in my way. Obviously the 'royal hottie' believes the hype.</P><P>So how did I end up winning the top prize in a royal bachelor auction and what will I do with him? I can't let myself fall for a playboy. Besides we're heading in opposite directions. He's going on an international tour for a year or more and I absolutely have to get back to the US. Only this prince is used to getting what he wants and now he wants me.</P><P>Contains mature themes.</P>