<p>Five things I learned while being a fallen-angel zombie:</p><p></p><ol><li>Duct tape works better than embalming.</li><li>Alopecia is not my favorite hairstyle.</li><li>Fried demons smell like bacon.</li><li>This brain breath is affecting my love life.</li><li>Nothing ruins a honeymoon like an apocalypse.</li></ol><p><i>Contains mature themes.</i></p>