<I>Clam Jam.</I> Definition: the female equivalent of a cock block. Example: You're chatting with a guy you're interested in and your friend comes along and lays claim to him. <br><br><B>Maggie:</B> That's my life-except it's worse. My friend who keeps 'jamming' me is my gay roommate. <br><br>Fact: He went home with three-yes three-of the guys I had been so sure were into me. <br><br>Fact: He's really pissing me off. I'll never manage to get a boyfriend before the age of fifty if he keeps this up.<br> <br>Fact: Secretly I wonder what it would be like if he weren't gay. Why do all the hot sweet tender-hearted guys have to be gay? <br><br><B>Ry:</B> The day I interviewed for the room to rent everything changed. I knew I had met <I>the girl</I> except there was one small problem: she'd been burned badly and didn't want to deal with a heterosexual guy as a roommate. I could've found another place to live but I wanted to live there-with her. So I had to go 'undercover.'<br> <br>Fact: I'm in love with my roommate.<br><br>Fact: She's going to hate me if I come clean now. <br><br>Fact: I'm not giving up. Which means I'll just have to continue to run defense until I figure out a way to get Maggie to see the 'real' me. <br><br>Contains mature themes.
