Famous radio private eye Guy Noir leaps from <i>A Prairie Home Companion</i>® to a new adventure fully dramatized and performed for audio.<br><br>On the 12th floor of the Acme Building on a cold February day in St. Paul Guy Noir looks down the barrel of a loaded revolver in the hands of geezer gangster Joey Roast Beef who is demanding to hear what lucrative scheme Guy is cooking up with stripper-turned-women’s-studies-professor Naomi Fallopian. Everyone wants to know—Joey Lieutenant McCafferty reporter Gene Williker Guy’s ex-girlfriend Sugar O’Toole the despicable Larry B. Larry the dreamboat Scarlett Anderson Mr. Kress of the FDA—and Guy faces them one by one as he and Naomi pursue a dream of earning gazillions by selling a surefire method of dramatic weight loss. In this whirlwind caper Guy looks death in the eye falls in love and faces off with the capo del capo del grande primo capo Johnny Banana.