<P>My name is Zoe McKinley. I have a boring life an awful job and a boss who throws staplers at my head. What could be worse?<P>How about being abducted by aliens?<P>Being dragged through a mirror naked and screaming onto an extraterrestrial ship was bad. Finding out I had been sold to a huge alien male who looks like the devil was worse. But learning he wanted to trade me to an intergalactic petting zoo was the worst of all!<P>Now I'm whizzing through the galaxy with a robot butler a trio of nib-nibs (they're like tiny green monkeys) and one huge muscular and very grumpy alien. The clothing they gave me shows all my lady bits the food-sim makes banana cream pie that tastes like sauerkraut and Sarden my captor is too hot to stay mad at even if he is a jerk.<P>In fact I think I might be falling for him.<P>What's a girl to do? It's all in a day's work when you've been...<I>Abducted</I>.<P>An Insatiable Press audio production.