<p>I was out of money and options when this mysterious woman offered me five thousand dollars to get a tattoo. That seemed like a no-brainer. When I got tired of the tattoo I figured I would just magically transfer it onto something else. No big deal.</p><p>One missing person one mutated kitten one local crime lord and a dozen cockroaches later it turns out it was kind of a big deal. </p><p>This hilarious urban fantasy is the kind of comedy that might happen if Kafka and Wodehouse got together for drinks.</p>