<p>After this logging season I’m never having sex again. Because: <em>reasons.</em></p><p>But first I have a gig earning room and board and ten thousand dollars by ‘entertaining’ 8 lumberjacks. Eight strong and strapping Paul Bunyan types big enough to break me in two.</p><p>There’s Lincoln the leader the stern silent type...</p><p>Jagger the Kurt Cobain look-alike with a soul full of music and rockstar moves...</p><p>Elon & Oren ginger twins who share everything...</p><p>Roy and Tommy who just want to watch...</p><p>Saint the quiet genius with a monster in his pants…</p><p>And Mason who hates me and won’t say why but on his night tries to break me with pleasure</p><p>They own me: body mind and orgasms.</p><p>But when they discover my secret--the reason I’m hiding from the world—everything changes.</p>