<p>As the Dating Guy on L.A.'s top morning show I give the single guy's perspective on dating love and sex—and I give great advice. Everyone's hooking up...well except for me. Sure I can get any woman I want but I've got a no-relationship clause in my contract and the only woman I want has relationship written all over her. Probably stamped on her ass too. And wouldn't I like to confirm that?</p><p>Unfortunately she wants nothing to do with me. At all. Something about the next Ice Age might have even come up in her rebuttal. Adorable. Because she's determined to ignore what one simple kiss proved: she wants me as badly as I want her.</p><p>Everything in me is screaming to go after her but I've got a secret that I'm fairly certain will end up with her roasting my nuts over an open fire. So job on the line? Check. Nuts on the line? Check. Can't get her out of my head? Nail...meet coffin. But what a way to go....</p>
