<p>If you ever get married remember my name: Max Henderson. In my line of work you acquire a certain perspective on supposedly everlasting unions....</p><p>1.Pre-nups are your friend.</p> <p>2.The person you married is not the person you’re divorcing.<?p> <p>3.And I hope you didn’t spend much on the wedding because that was one helluva waste of hard-earned cash wasn’t it?</p><p> But some guys are willing to take a chance. Like my brother who thinks he’s going to ride off into the sunset with the woman of his dreams in a haze of glitter on unicorns. And the wedding planner - the green-eyed beauty who makes a living convincing suckers to shell out thousands of dollars on centerpieces - is raking it in on this matrimonial monstrosity.</p><p> The thing is Charlie Love is not unlike me. We’re both cogs in the wedding-industrial complex. As the best man I know her game - and I can play it better than her. But after one scorching unexpected kiss I’m thinking I might just want to get played.</p>