Click: buy. . . a fifteen bedroom chateau_x000D_Condition: 'may require improvement'_x000D_It seems like a good idea. Sell everything we own. Swap our modern little London flat for an entire chateau in the middle of France. It's always been our dream. And now it's coming true. Because who wouldn't want this? As I use the rusty key to open the big creaking wooden door of the fairytale chateau that's officially our new home I wonder: what could possibly go wrong? Turns out my grasp of the language isn't brilliant but I'd guess that the French for this is probably: L'EVERYTHING._x000D_As the French sun blazes overhead one thing's for sure: it's going to be a year to remember. . .