<P>Matt: Want to know the fastest way to get screwed out of a football career? Get photographed in a compromising position in a gay bar. Yep welcome to my life.</p><P>My agent says he can fix my image. He wants me to become the poster boy for gay football players. Me? I just want back on the field. I'll do anything to play for the NFL again even pretend to have a steady boyfriend. If only my fake boyfriend wasn't Noah Huntington III - the most arrogant entitled rich guy in the world.</P><P>Noah: Pretend to be Matt Jackson's boyfriend my best friend said. It'll be fun he said. What Damon neglected to mention is Matt is surly and bitter. Being his boyfriend is a job in itself. From his paranoia over being constantly photographed to his aversion to PDA being with Matt isn't the care-free fake relationship I expected when I signed on to do this.</p><P>It's supposed to be a win-win. I get to stick it to my politician dad who thinks no one is good enough for the Huntington name and Matt's reputation of being the bad boy of football dies.</P><P>What I don't expect is to start caring for the guy. That's not part of the plan. Then again neither is fooling around with him.</P><P>Oops.</P><P><I>Contains mature themes.</I></P>