<p><strong><em>Who hires a woman known as “Miraculous Mess” to run damage control on his jacked-up love life? Apparently me. The guy from the wrong side of the tracks turned hockey star now in need of drastic relationship help (insert dramatic background music).</em></strong></p><p>Name’s Jake Falcone aka “The Dragon” when I’m out on the ice. <em>Off</em> the ice they call me that as well...for a different reason. Not saying I’m not flattered but hell what a thing for women to go around talking about.</p><p>Guess when your “dragon” has a big reputation I was bound to end up with dating troubles. But my ex? She gives crazy a whole new meaning.</p><p>Enter Shane “Miraculous Mess” Willoughby hired to play the role of my fake girlfriend and run professional intervention. Apparently this sort of expertly strategic post-breakup dating arrangement gets results.</p><p>That said the woman is <em>not</em> what I was expecting. Deserving of her moniker? Absolutely. <strong>She's a feisty sexy smart mouth dragon-whisperer</strong> beyond my wildest fantasies for sure. But she’s also sweet and funny with a wounded heart I’m determined to heal. If she’ll let me.</p><p>Sure this started out as pretend to solve a problem that’s still going on I might add. Is a guy like me right for a classy Madison Avenue woman like her? Probably not. Am I going to let that stop me from getting the girl?</p><p><strong>Hell no.</strong></p><p><em>Note: Hot Mess For Hire is a super sexy romcom with sizzling sparks from the start leading to LOTS of wild steamy fun. Laugh out loud textual healing. And a smile-worthy HEA with all the feels and all the swoon. Enjoy!</em></p>