Dear Nose-Pickers are you well? Good. Then come closer. For I'm about to tell you a right slimer of a tale..._x000D_In it there's a bogey monster two best friends four daredevil slugs a neighbour so wicked she'll give you the willy-willy-woo-woos and a castle with secret chambers._x000D_Will it end happily?_x000D_No...Yes...Sorry I don't know!_x000D_You'd better ask the cabaret-singing spider…