Dear nose-pickers. Gooliemaloolie! There's SO much in this book I don't know where to start. There's a sixty-foot monster on the rampage the world's most prestigious entertainment competition a troop of terrifying criminals an evil science experiment SNOT (yeah WAVES of that) and - I can hardly bring myself to say it - the STINKUS-DINKUS-INUS-NOZZLEUS-HORRIBLIS! What's that? Only a stink so terrible it'll give you the whiffy-whiffy-woo-woos. Will it all end well? No - yes - oh I don't know! You'd better ask the smelly field mouse Fergus . . .