<p>Dear Listener</p><p>Nobody in their right minds would listen to this particular book about the lives of Violet Klaus and Sunny Baudelaire on purpose because each dismal moment of their stay at the village of V.F.D. has been faithfully and dreadfully recorded on this program. </p><p>I can think of no reason why anyone would want to listen to a book containing such unpleasant matters as migrating crows an angry mob a newspaper headline the Duluxe Cell and some very strange hats.</p>