<p>Like a car alarm bagpipe music or a doorbell ringing in the middle of the night hearing this all-new audio edition of <em>The Bad Beginning</em> will only upset you. This unique multi-voice recording brings the first book in Lemony Snicket's alarming <em>A Series of Unfortunate Events</em> to such terrible life that no one should really have to experience it. Unless you have an ear for such ghastly details as a tragic fire a nefarious villain itchy clothing and cold porridge for breakfast all narrated in chilly detail by the distinguished and disturbed Tim Curry with a team of talented readers you would be better off listening to something else.</p><p>Featuring Tim Curry</p>