<p>Dear Listener</p><p>You are presumably looking at the back of this audiobook or the end of the end. The end of the end is the best place to begin the end because if you listen to the end from the beginning of the beginning of the end to the end of the end of the end you will arrive at the end of the end of your rope. This audiobook is the last in A Series of Unfortunate Events and even if you braved the previous twelve volumes you probably can't stand such unpleasantries as a fearsome storm a suspicious beverage a herd of wild sheep an enormous bird cage and a truly haunting secret about the Baudelaire parents.</p>