<p>Dear Listener <p>If you have chosen to listen to this audio for pleasure I advise you to put it down instantaneously because of all the audios describing the unhappy lives of the Baudelaire orphans <em>The Miserable Mill</em> might be the unhappiest. <p>This recording contains such unpleasantries as a giant pincher machine a bad casserole a man with a cloud of smoke where his head should be and coupons. If you prefer stories that are more heartwarming please feel free to make another selection.