<p>Dear Listener</p><p>I am sorry to say that the lives of the Baudelaire orphans Violet Klaus and Sunny are filled with bad luck and misery. All of the stories about these three children are unhappy and wretched and the one you are holding may be the worst of them all.</p><p>If you haven't got the stomach for a story that includes a hurricane hungry leeches cold cucumber soup and a doll named Pretty Penny then this audio will probably fill you with despair.</p>